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01．A Smart Fishing Boy1

02．Fish and Cat Story2

03．How Mankind Earned Longevity3

04．The Cost of Woman4

05．God Made Man5

06．Giving Away a Horse6

07．Gathering Chickens7

08．How Are You Feeling?8

09．Dem'Smart City Folk9

10．Ten Dollars Is Ten Dollars10

11．What Is Two Plus Two?11

12．Death of a Partner12

13．Talented Dog14

14．Warm,Soft,＆Gooey15

15．Grocery Shopping16

16．Don't Step on Them17

17．Irish Wife18

18．Smart Irishman19

19．Dying Confession20

20．Baked Beans21

21．Legless Frog22

22．Knowing the Facts23

23．The Rabbit and the Snake24

24．I Want to Take Money with Me26

25．Advice from Lawyers27

26．Elk Hunting28

27．Rabbit Test29

28．Getting Out of a Ticket30

29．Back Seat Driver31

30．I Know You Were Drunk Yesterday32

31．An Atheist33

32．Lacking All Religion34

33．Finally Got to Heaven35

34．What Is Easter36

35．Blonde Escapee37

36．Bear with Me38

37．Settling a Cow Case39

38．The Bushes and Clintons on a Train40

39．Election Tie-Breaker41

40．Take the Bait42

41．The Nonconformist Bird43

42．Chatty Parrot44

43．Not Quite Ready45

44．You Need to Have a Bad Day to Get into Heaven46

45．A Slap in the Dark47

46．Olympic Ice Skating48

47．Do You Know Me?49

48．Lawyers on a Jury50

49．Letters to Lawyers51

50．The Brass Rat52

51．Blind Pilots54

52．How Are You Doing?55

53．Accident56

54．If Architects Had to Work like Programmers57

55．Mother-in-Law Killed59

56．Send Her Back to the US60

57．Bush's Tragedy61

58．A Moral Dilemma62

59．Texans in Hell63

60．Sherlock Holmes and Watson64

61．3rd Grade65

62．Blonde and Her Job Interview66

63．A Blonde Finally Wins67

64．Bad Luck Finding a Place to Hide68

65．Blonde Painter70

66．I Think I'll Try a Nicer Approach71

67．In the Big City72

68．Wrong Cell Phone73

69．Genie in the Lamp74

70．Nerd Season75

71．Upgrading Bill Gate's Hell76

72．Proud to Be a Democrat78

73．Things That Make You Go Hmmmmm!79

74．At the Hospital80

75．Baby Light81

76．Behaviorist Solution82

77．Going Crazy with Confusion83

78．Winning Nobel Prize84

79．Barroom Bet85

80．Blonde and the Witch86

81．A Blonde's Visit to D.C87

82．Bush,Einstein and Picasso at the Pearly Gates88

83．Bush and Saddam89

84．A Guide to U.S.Newspapers90

85．Polish Sausage91

86．Did You Make a Donation?92

87．Unable to Go to Sleep93

88．A Surprise Bet94

89．Official Drinking Test95

90．The Little Rabbit97

91．Seventeen98

92．A Smart Student99

93．You Are What You Eat100

94．Hoya101

95．Just a Common Potato102

96．Running for Safety103

97．Finding Religion104

98．The Good Samaritan105

99．Billy Bob's New Job106

100．The Football Exam107

101．Using the FBI108

102．Just Cut Your Hair First109

103．Travel in the Far East110

104．The Worst Bank Robbery111

105．The Vet112

106．Clinton and the Genie113

107．Einsteinium114

108．Murphy Laws for Frequent Flyers115

109．Rabbi and Priest in a Car Accident116

110．An Unlikely Stop117

111．Try to Get Some Rest118

112．Rolls-Royce vs.Yugo119

113．God Ends the World120

114．Overturned Wagon121

115．Getting into the Olympics122

116．Is the Cat There?123

117．Last Words124

118．An Airliner125

119．Scared Straight...for Math125

120．Lunch Break126

121．Dream Job127

122．Medical Miracles128

123．Haircut before a Trip129

124．I Own the Fastest Car130

125．Jesus and the Redneck132

126．Green,Pink and Yellow133

127．Redneck Hotel134

128．Farmer's Divorce135

129．A Gauddam Fish136

130．Deaf Lady in Trouble137

131．Hillary Clinton Visits School Children138

132．"X"Marks the Spot139

133．Alabama Mom to Alabama Son140

134．Are Your Parents at Home?141

135．A Fishy Story142

136．If Restaurants Functioned like Microsoft143

137．Mexican Jews144

138．The Old Golfer145

139．Get Me off This Train146

140．Mexican Smuggler147

141．No Cops Available148

142．I Need a Vacation149

143．Saving the Wrong Woman150

144．Slow Cop151

145．Swimming Head152

146．Can't Breathe153

147．Jesus Saves154

148．Bill Gates Goes to Heaven155

149．Internet Addict's Test156

150．Two Bear Hunters159

151．Working on the Road160

152．Consultants161

153．Almost Caught162

154．Sandbox Humor163

155．The Hotel Bill164

156．King of the Jungle165

157．An E-mail Mistake166

158．The Cause of Arthritis167

159．Drunk Driving Test168

160．Got Any Grapes?169

161．My Dog's Smarter170

162．A Quick Job171

163．So Many Fathers172

164．The Soccer Stars173

165．The Spelling Test174

166．First Time Skydiver175

167．Johnny's Morals176

168．The Pizza177

169．Airline Announcements178

170．The Shy Guy181

171．God Comprehends Lawn Maintenance182

172．Car Company Names184

173．Dressing Up to Go Out186

174．The Final Exam187

175．The Secret of Fishing188

176．Save the Dead Rabbit189

177．A Theory on Hell190

178．The Difference between"Stop"and"Slow Down"191

179．The Polish Passenger192

180．How to Identify（识别）Professors193

181．A Really Bad Day195

182．Adopted by the Boston Red Sox196

183．Give Bubba a Chance197

184．Pet Fish198

185．The Bible Says It199

186．The Unlucky Man200

187．One Too Many201

188．Fishing for Steelheads202

189．The Three Astronauts203

190．A Drunk Orders Himself a Beer204

191．A Sinner's Time Off205

192．Drop Dead206

193．Hey Man,I'm a Panda207

194．Chinese Delegate208

195．What Are Men Like209

196．For Heaven's Sake210

197．Advice to the Mexican from an American210

198．Whom Will I Depend on?212

199．Golden Urinals213

200．Scared to Life214

201．Two Drops of Water215

202．I'd Love to Be Ten Again216

203．His Disease217

204．Nudist Colony217

205．Secret of Long Life219

206．I Hope Very Much to Interview You on Your Hundredth Birthday220

207．The Drunk's Prize220

208．Why I Lied!221

209．How Guys Select the Girl They Want to Marry223

210．Wonder Why Your Wife's Not Speaking to You?224

211．Not So Bad!225

212．Who Did the Work?226

213．Girls vs.Grown Women228

214．The Convicted Felon Returns230

215．Lawyer vs.Insurance231

216．Karate Chop232

217．Applying for a Job at the CIA233

218．Think Positive235

219．Difference between Women and Men236

220．Bad Management237

221．You Have Not Worked for Even One Day238

222．How to Answer the Toughest 5 Questions a Woman Can Ask a Man240

223．The Rabbit's Thesis242

224．The Most Harmful Food243

225．Why Women Are So Special!244

226．The Problems with"HE"as Thought by"SHE"245

227．Interviews246

228．No Fooling around This Time249

229．Sympathy for the Statue249

230．The Interview for a Governmental Position250

231．Farmer's Rules251

232．How Old Is Grandma?252

233．What If Titanic Sank Today?254

234．How to Make a Woman Happy255

235．Ten Reasons Why Life Is Happy Without a Girlfriend257

236．English Is a Funny Language!258

237．Punctuation Is Powerful260

238．Dumb Fishermen261

239．How to Catch a Lion?261

240．HRD Notice of a Company to Employees262

241．MEN and WOMEN264

242．Secrets of a Successful Marriage265

243．Ten Reasons Why a Dog Is Better than a Wife266

244．You Can Try Again266

245．Jealous Husband267

246．You Have to Go to School268

247．The Everybody Somebody Anybody Nobody Story269

248．Beggars of Today269

249．Prescription Needed270

250．Two Elderly Ladies271

251．I Want to Open a Fuckin'Checking Account272

252．Future Fireman273

253．How Old Am I?274

254．Slow Reaction275

255．Laws of Life276

256．Flattery277

257．Some Important Laws Which Newton Forgot to State278

258．Stupid Guy279

259．Check Out the Attitude280

260．Free Drinks!281

261．Rapid Promotion282

262．Microsoft＆Tomatoes282

263．Doing Extra Speech284

264．Where Do You Get a Good Wife?284

265．Who Is Deaf?286

266．Memo of a Company287

267．Let Your Boss Have the First Say288

268．The CEO's Envelopes289

269．What's the Right Thing to Do with the Donkey?290

270．Camel in the Zoo291

271．What a Coincidence!292

272．Presence of Mind293

273．God Answers the Prayer294

274．Politician on the Airplane295

275．Kids and Animals296

276．The Highway Patrolman and the Juggler297

277．Heaven's Shining Waters298

278．Genie and Osama Bin Laden298

279．Bill Gates and General Motors299

280．Mighty Mouse300

281．Bartender vs.IRS Agent301

282．Good Dog!302

283．Watching You Always303

284．Bin Laden's Trip to the Pearly Gates304

285．Can You Give Me a Push?305

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