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1.A Good Deed1

2.The Teacher s Notation（批语）1

3.Heat and Gold2

4.It is Quite Dark in My Shed2

5.I Am Twice Eighteen3

6.That s a Thief!4

7.Do You Know How to Swim?5

8.But I ve Been to School6

9.How to Get the Caps Back7

10.Too Long and Too Small8

11.Playing Hide-and -seek9

12.I m Very Sorry to Hear It10

13.A Clever Farmer11

14.Cut This Cake in Half12

15.King Solomon and Two Women13

16.Are Flies Good to Eat?15

17.The Barber s Explanation15

18.The Old Shoes16

19.Dead or Alive?17

20.Just Helpless19

21.An Absent-minded（糊涂的）Professor20

22.The Bet（打赌）21

23.The Bait（诱饵）22

24.Peter s Answer23

25.Two Friends and a Bear24

26.Look Out25

27.Mosquitoes（蚊子）with Lanterns（灯笼）26

28.Mother or Father27

29.Too Poor27

30.Hit Him Again28

31.Don t Worry29

32.I Used Them to Patch（补）the Hole30

33.I Don t Have the Time31

34.Cut the Legs off the Bed32

35.The Closest Answer33

36.All Changed34

37.Six or Eleven34

38.I Just Keep Seeing My Daddy!35

40.The Front Door37

41.What s His Number?37

42.The Clever Boy and the Stupid Boy38

43.What Did He Eat?39

44.The Respected Doctor41

45.The Sea and the Bed42

46.The Fox and the Sick Lion43

47.Belling the Cat44

48.At the Barber s（理发室）45

49.Regret46

50.Who Is He?47

51.Peas（笨蛋）48

52.A Nickel and Two Dimes49

53.How Many Lights Were There?50

54.Flattery（恭维话）51

55.Waiting to Make a Phone Call52

56.A Good Friend52

57.A Silly Boy53

58.That Will Cost Me More54

59.Brilliant Opinion（高见）55

60.Dense Fog（大雾）56

61.I m Not Having It All Cut Off57

62.On Shooting58

63.The King and the Magician（魔术师）59

64.Rich Man and Poor Man60

65.The Monkey Man61

66.The Perfect Pearl64

67.Make Your Own Bed66

68.Baby-sitting67

69.The Thief Took the Camera68

70.How Much Is This One?69

71.The Present70

72.Who Cheated?71

73.Too Clever72

74.We Have Caught Three of Them74

75.A Sad Story75

76.Mark Twain and the Old Man76

77.She s on the Roof77

78.A Bad Foot79

79.Digging a Bigger Hole at the Bottom80

80.The Smell of Fried Fish（炸鱼）81

81.Logic（逻辑）83

82.Whose Suitcase Was It?84

83.At a Coffee Shop86

84.A Woman Driver87

85.The Bloody Thumb（拇指）88

86.Jack Didn t Know Napoleon Was Ⅲ90

87.It s Unfair91

88.On a Train92

89.The Letter-box Key93

90.What Had He Been Smuggling（走私）？95

91.He Couldn t Swim the Atlantic96

92.Simple or Complex97

93.What Are They Laughing at?98

94.Napoleon s Last Fault99

95.The Country Mouse and the City Mouse100

96.Loving Couples102

97.An Imaginative Wife103

98.Illegible（无法辨认的）Writing104

99.Buy Reading105

100.Old Friend Agreed to Help106

101.A Bitter（苦涩的）Joke108

102.Mark Twain in Night Train109

103.The Bag of Flour111

104.A Forgetful Actor113

105.An Avid（热心的）Football Fan or Not114

106.A Wonderful Computer Scale（秤）114

107.Here I Am Again116

108.A Pair of Odd（不成对的）Shoes117

109.The Old Man and the Merchants118

110.The Last Shot120

111.The Tiger and the Monkey122

112.But Not Mike124

113.Give and Take125

114.Would You Turn off the Light When You Leave?126

115.The Wisdom of a Poor Man128

116.Drinking for My Friend130

117.The Bull s Milk131

118.A Drinker s Success133

119.A Friend to My House134

120.The Rich Man s Sons135

121.The Absent-minded（健忘的）Professor138

122.Which One Is the Cleverest?140

123.Older Hair142

124.A Fire142

125.A Fall143

126.Mr.Smith Liked to Be Exact144

127.What s the Matter with You?145

128.My Name Is Stonebreaker146

129.In a Train Car147

130.I ve Passed My Right on to You148

131.You re Right150

132.Confusion（乱作一团）152

133.Starving Aboard（在船上挨饿）153

134.A Guide in the Fog154

135.That s All She Needs156

136.The Same157

137.Train Yourself to Be Patient158

138.It s Hot Water159

139.The King and His Bag of Gold160

140.Honesty162

141.Shave（给……刮脸）Me First163

142.It Was Not Enough164

143.Shorten Them by Two Inches166

144.I Have Faith in the Lord167

145.A Fox, a Wolf and a Lion168

146.The Man Upstairs169

147.Earthquake!171

148.If I Was Inside It171

149.The Cat and the Parrot172

150.A Bizarre（异乎寻常的）Decision173

151.“He Has Went”174

152.Only One Cake Left176

153.My Teeth Are in the Piece177

154.Take the Money or Justice（正义）178

155.To Hell with Churchill and His Speech178

156.A Way Out179

157.A=X+Y+Z181

158.Singing or Crack（爆裂声）？182

159.A Mistaken Boy183

160.Such a Forgetful Couple185

161.In the Wrong Street186

162.They Both Didn t Know the Boy187

163.They Clapped Not for Him188

164.The Mouse King Wanted to Marry His Daughter190

165.The Thieves Had Taken Everything192

166.The Man of Great Importance（大人物）193

167.The Rabbit and the Fox195

168.A Mouse196

169.The House Is Circling（转）197

170.Where Is the Missing Dollar?198

Key to Comprehension Exercises201