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童心快语3

Want to Trade？ 咱们换换吧？3

Go Through Red Lights 闯红灯4

A Small Boy and a Donkey 小男孩与驴子5

Anything 什么都行5

Personal Hero 心目中的英雄6

Keep the Change 不用找了7

Driving Test 驾驶考试7

Girl’s Name 女孩的名字8

The Toast Is Burned 面包烤焦了9

That’s Why！ 原来如此！10

I’m Glad 我很高兴11

4-4=？ 四减四等于几？12

Hair and Beard 头发与胡子13

A Problem in Arithmetic 一个数学问题15

Unnecessary 多此一举16

Clever Boy 聪明的男孩17

A Contest of Lying 赛说谎18

On Miracle 论奇迹20

My Daddy Said It 我爸说的21

A Silly Rabbit 愚蠢的兔子22

Imitation 模仿22

Who Should Be Given the Gift？ 礼物该给谁？23

Like My Father’s 跟父亲的一样24

They Don’t Have a Union 他们没有工会25

He Hit Me 他打我26

To Stop Two Boys from Fighting 制止两个男孩打架27

A Telephone Call 一个电话29

A Capable Mother 能干的母亲30

I’m Trying to Stop It 我要把它堵在里面31

I Didn’t Notice It 我没看到它31

Two Pounds of Plums 两磅李子32

Flunking Math 数学没及格35

校园喜剧35

Wrong Places 地方不对36

Promotion 提升37

Prepare Yourself 自己做好准备38

One Point 一分之差38

New Year Resolution 新年决心书39

Answers Will Vary 可有多种答案40

Hobbies 业余爱好41

Virtue 美德42

Ground Rules 基本原则42

What Did You Do Today？ 你今天干什么了？43

Snake in Class 课堂上的蛇44

Difference 区别45

Gift of Valentine’s Day 情人节礼物46

He Was Only Wrong by Two 他的得数只比正确答案多二47

Class and Ass 班和笨驴48

Clear Evidence 证据确凿49

Who Is George Washington？ 谁是乔治·华盛顿？50

An Unexpected Answer 出人意料的答案52

Keys？Kiss？ 钥匙还是接吻？53

In the Directory 都在电话薄里54

That’s Easy 那有何难55

出门在外59

A Bad Impression 一个坏印象59

An Episode in the Train 旅途小插曲61

A Cow or a Horse 牛乎？马乎？62

Poor Memory 记性太差63

My First and My Last 第一次与最后一次64

Where Am I？ 我这是在哪儿？66

Chaude and Cold 热与冷67

A Soldier’s Brilliant Idea 士兵的高招儿68

A Nail or a Fly？ 是钉子还是苍蝇？70

Honeymooners 蜜月新人71

A Chimpanzee and a Norwegian 黑猩猩与挪威人73

Don’t You Like Any of Our Colours Today？ 没有您喜欢的颜色吗？74

Asking the Way 问路75

Lesson Drawn from My Experience 前车之鉴76

Misunderstanding 误解77

I’ll See to the Rest 其余的事我负责77

You Can Come Down 您可以下来了78

Need One Ticket 要一张票79

What Are They Waiting for？ 他们在等什么？80

A Flat Tire 爆胎81

吾爱吾家85

Nightmare 噩梦85

About Your Height 和你身高差不多86

Collectibles 收藏品87

In a Coffee Shop 咖啡馆里87

I Don’t Know Her 我还不认识她88

Christmas Tree 圣诞树89

A Trip to Hawaii 夏威夷之旅89

The Bridges of Madison County 廊桥遗梦90

Premise 前提条件91

Old Couple 老夫老妻92

Growing Old Together 白头偕老93

Strange Behavior 奇怪的行为94

Disagreement 意见不和94

Saint 圣人95

Return from Honeymoon 蜜月归来96

Poster 海报97

Most Expensive Thing 最贵重的东西98

Gardening Gloves 园艺手套98

God’s Gift 上帝的礼物99

Special Trip 特殊旅行100

When a Child Is Born 孩子诞生了101

A Trip to Disney 迪斯尼之旅102

Sir George 乔治爵士103

All Right 没关系103

Millionaire 百万富翁104

Four More Years 再来四年104

Mother’s Warning 母亲的警告105

Butler’s Story 男仆的故事106

Cheaper 便宜107

Thanksgiving Dinner 感恩晚宴108

He’s Mine！ 他是我的！109

A Way to Make Money 生财有道110

For the Sake of Distinction 以示区别111

Difficult Husbands 丈夫难伺候112

Ancestry 祖先113

Strange 奇怪114

I’m Cheering the Clock On 为钟表鼓劲儿114

The Glamour of Advertisement 广告的魅力116

Sometimes It’s Mine 有时是我的117

A Lucky Customer 幸运的顾客119

Nothing On 什么都没开120

General Patton 巴顿将军121

The Same Service 同样的服务122

Innermost Fear 内心深处的恐惧122

Taming of the Shrew 驯悍有方123

No Privacy！ 没有隐私权！124

A Forgetful Husband 健忘的丈夫125

A Considerate Father 慈父126

Your Son Called 你儿子来过电话127

Such a Neighbour 如此邻居128

His Second Wife 他的第二个妻子129

Please Send Up a Soil Sample 请送一份土壤样品来130

Who Does the Digging？ 谁来挖地？131

I’m Her Father 我是她老爸132

Hands off! 不许动手!133

Witty Retort 机智的反驳134

Power 权力135

Father’s Will 父亲的遗嘱135

Henpecked Husbands 妻管严136

Out of Expectation 始料不及138

Betty’s Reply 贝蒂的回答139

Division of Labor 劳动分工139

军旅趣话143

What’s It for？ 为何收钱？143

Cold and Lonely Nights 寒冷而孤寂的夜晚144

Toyota 丰田145

Large Uniforms 大制服146

Speed Limit 速度限制147

Softest Shoulder Boards 最柔软的肩章148

Air Force Captain and Mailman 空军上尉与邮递员148

West Point 西点军校149

None Other Than a Soldier 正是士兵150

That’s It 原来如此151

Two Soldiers 两名士兵152

Very Pleased to Meet You 很高兴认识你154

Visual Training 视力训练155

A Young Officer and an Old Soldier 青年军官与老兵156

Best Reward 最好的奖赏157

I Didn’t Know That I Was So Far Back Already！ 真没想到我已经往回跑了这么远！157

购物传奇161

Two Dollars 两元钱161

A Specific Reply 具体回答162

How Much Is It？ 多少钱？163

I Am Acting Like a Lady 我要表现得像位女士164

Early Shopper 采购过早165

To Congress 去国会166

Too Polite 太有礼貌167

Not Interested 不感兴趣167

Take Good Care 好好保护168

Good Points and Bad Points 优缺点169

Conglomerate on Wheels 轮子上的联合企业169

Keep the Change 零钱不用找了171

Sleeping Pills 安眠药175

工作插曲175

Repairs 修理176

Reminder 催单177

Clarinet 单簧管178

Real Attorney 真正的律师179

Too Long 太久179

Creative 有创造性180

How Did You Ever Get Here？ 你是怎样来的？181

Charge for Bread and Butter 面包和黄油费182

Apple-shaped Pin 苹果形别针183

One Side of the Case 一面之辞183

My Brother and I 我与兄长184

Letter Carrier 邮递员的故事185

What Is Your Address？ 你住哪儿？186

Fair Settlement 公平的解决方案187

Errors 差错187

Hydrologists 水文学家188

So Precisely 如此精确189

Sobbing Keeper 哭泣的饲养员190

New Employee 新来的雇员191

That’s All Right 没有什么191

Newscast 新闻广播192

Court Arguments 法庭辩论193

Witty Witness 机智的证人194

Such an Interpretation 如此翻译195

An Important Rule 一条重要的规则196

A Smugglar 走私犯198

Save Money 省钱199

Have You Ceased Beating Your Wife？ 你不再打老婆了吗？201

When Business Is Suffering 生意不景气的时候202

Promotion Problem 晋升问题203

Change Your Business 换个工作204

1’m Not Daft 我不傻205

How Do You Feel Now？ 你现在的感觉如何？206

I Can’t Say Things Without Thinking 说话不加思索我可做不到207

A Different Kind of Audience 不同的听众208

It’s Easier 更为方便209

We Have to Stand Somewhere 我们总得有个地方站着啊209

Good Intention Ends with Complaint 好心反遭抱怨210

A Letter from the Secretary 秘书的来信212

The Secret of Success 成功的秘诀212

Honesty 诚实214

生活空间217

Perfect Match 绝配217

Only Once 只有一次218

Did You Know Him？ 你认识他吗？219

Raccoons 浣熊219

Christmas Gift 圣诞礼物221

My Son Is Home 儿子回家了222

Good News and Bad News 好消息与坏消息222

Ski Lessons 滑雪课223

Response Ability 答问技巧224

The World’s Greatest Swordsman 世界上最伟大的击剑手225

The Great Cover-up 了不得的遮羞布227

Skunk 臭鼬228

Small Town 小镇229

Youthful Appearance 显得年轻230

The Third Button 第三个按妞231

Best Talker 巧嘴鹦鹉232

Scores 得分233

The Lost Jacket 丢失的茄克233

Hint 提示234

Loophole in Law 钻法律的空子235

What Is Happiness？ 什么是幸福？235

Weekend Trouble 周末的烦恼236

One for You，One for Me 你一个，我一个237

A Lazy Man 懒汉239

Leg Exercises 腿部运动240

Why Didn’t You Go with Him？ 你为什么不跟他一起去？240

Who Pushed Me In 谁把我推下去的242

I Am Wearing My Trousers 我穿着裤子243

Scare Me Half to Death 把我吓个半死245

Vodka in Sewer 伏特加酒倒进污水沟246

Cultural Gap 文化差异246

Her Ideal Boy Friend 理想的男友247

Never Too Old to Look Young 越活越年轻248

French Tact 法国女人的高招249

Keep It Secret 保密250

A Compassionate Heart 同情心250

Where’s My Trailer？ 我的拖车呢？251

Who Tops Them All？ 谁最臭？252

I Had to Take My Coat Off 我不得不脱了衣服干253

In or Out？ 是进还是出？254

Pay by the Hour 按时计酬255

Efficient Editor 高效率的编辑257

Follow Doctor’s Instruction 遵医嘱258

Two Cross-eyed Men 两个斜眼的人259

Help Yourself 自己来260

Too Much 太多了262

It’s Not My Fault 不要怪我263

My Wife Is Not Satisfied 妻不满意264

Run Counter to Desire 适得其反265

Senator Green’s Tip 格林参议员的小费265

Trouble You Again 再次劳您大驾266

A Good Catch 上钩268

Which Way？ 往哪边？269

Not to Be Taken Out 概不外借270

Fear Pays Off 害怕也值得271

Do You Have Something Cheaper？ 有便宜一点的吗？272

Fall Into a Trap 陷入圈套273

Time Spares No Man 岁月不饶人274