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目录3

童趣篇3

He Hit Me3

他打我4

Good News and Bad News5

好消息与坏消息6

Clever Boy7

聪明的男孩8

Does Anyone Want a Nice Clean Plate9

有人要干净盘子吗10

Anything11

什么都行12

Tim Saved a Boy13

蒂姆勇救落水儿童14

Choosing Oranges15

选橙子16

Father's Thing17

父亲的东西18

It's Not My Fault19

这不是我的错20

The Biggest Liar21

最大的说谎家22

A Telephone Call23

一个电话24

She Is Looking for Me25

她在找我26

The Teacher Cried27

老师哭了28

Is the Fly Delicious29

苍蝇好吃吗30

To Stop Two Boys from Fighting31

阻止两个男孩打架32

I'm Glad33

我很高兴34

A Small Boy and a Donkey35

小男孩与驴子36

First Day of School37

上学第一天38

Who Should Be Given the Gift39

礼物该给谁40

A Game41

游戏42

To Obey Orders43

服从命令44

They Understood It at Last45

他们终于明白了46

校园篇49

Ground Rules49

基本原则50

Soon Over51

答卷迅速52

On Miracle53

论奇迹54

Snake in Class55

课堂上的蛇56

Day after Day57

日复一日58

No Way59

没门儿60

Who Is That61

你是哪一个62

New Year Resolution63

新年决心书64

Difference65

区别66

Where Is God67

上帝在哪里68

Plagiarism69

剽窃70

Abnormal Psychology71

病态心理学72

Gone to Heaven73

上天堂了74

It Seemed Like Hours75

犹如几个时辰76

Composition77

作文78

Warning79

提醒80

Eureka81

我明白了82

An Important Rule83

一条重要的规则84

Your Coat Is on Fire85

您的外衣着火了86

An Unexpected Answer87

出乎意料的答案88

Whom Were They89

他们都是谁90

An Abstract Drawing91

一幅抽象画92

Advice93

说教94

Outwitted95

智取96

家庭篇99

The Choice of Word99

选词100

Part-Time Job101

兼职工作102

That Is My Husband103

那是我丈夫104

Marylou105

玛丽露106

Hands off107

不许动手108

Difficult in Catering Husbands109

丈夫难伺候110

Disagreement111

意见不和112

This Is Mary113

我是玛丽114

Cheaper115

便宜116

Wouldn't You Know117

你不知道吗118

The Big Baby119

大婴儿120

Frozen Marble123

冰冻玻璃球124

Money Refunded125

退款126

Spelling-Check Function127

拼写检查功能128

I Am Wearing My Trousers129

我穿着裤子130

The Thrill Is Gone131

真扫兴132

Mother's Warning133

母亲的警告134

Want a Beer135

想要啤酒吗136

Big Boss137

大老板138

Drunk139

喝醉了140

You May Select141

可以选择142

An Interesting Statistician143

有趣的统计员144

Man Outside145

外面的丈夫146

Shame on Him147

无耻148

A Trip to Disney149

迪斯尼之旅150

Christmas Tree151

圣诞树152

A Pleasant Surprise153

惊喜154

You're Not Going to Make It155

你活不成了156

A Promise or a Threat157

许诺还是威胁158

She Has Become Hostess159

当了女主人160

Demonstration161

示范162

Where Are Ours163

我们的在哪儿164

Ear Short165

耳聋166

交通篇169

A Good Solution169

好办法170

Errors171

差错172

A Flat Tire173

爆胎174

The Young Man at the Wheel175

驾车的小伙子176

A Note177

一张便条178

A Humor Policeman179

一位幽默的警察180

Let's Change181

咱俩换换182

What Did You Come to Get183

你们来运什么184

We Have to Stand Somewhere185

我们总得有个地方站着吧186

Lesson Drawn from My Experience187

前车之鉴188

No Need to See a Doctor189

不必看医生190

Please Drive over Her191

请您从她身上轧过去192

All Right193

没关系194

Back up Two Miles195

退后两英里196

First Flight197

第一次坐飞机198

Pilot199

飞行员200

Buying a Car201

买汽车202

Shills203

工作技巧204

Taking Taxi205

乘出租车206

It Wasn't There This Morning207

今天早上还没有呢208

公司篇211

You Can't Have a Private Conversation around Here211

这儿不能进行私人谈话212

Sleeping Pills213

安眠药214

Putting Out a Fire215

灭火216

The Clever Boss217

聪明的老板218

Creative219

有创造性220

New Employee221

新来的雇员222

Asking for a Raise223

要求加薪224

Who Lost225

谁输了226

Ditto227

同上228

What Is Your Address229

你住哪儿230

商场篇233

At the Supermarket233

在超级市场234

In Line235

排队236

Midway Tactics237

中间战术238

I Am Acting like a Lady239

我要表现得像位女士240

How Much Is It241

多少钱242

Two Dollars243

两元钱244

I Volunteer to Be the Second245

我甘愿第二246

The Great Cover-Up247

了不得的遮羞布248

West Point253

军旅篇253

西点军校254

Large Uniforms255

大制服256

Very Pleased to Meet You257

很高兴认识你258

Getting on the Train without a Ticket259

无票乘火车260

Lonely Ah Seng,a Recruit261

孤僻的新兵阿申262

Military Exercise263

军事演习264

That's It265

原来如此266

My Warship Is Your Wife267

我的军舰就是你的妻子268

I Didn't Know That I Was So Far Back Already269

真没想到我已经往回跑了这么远270

Air Force Captain and Mailman271

空军上尉与邮递员272

Tough Sergeant273

粗鲁的中士274

A Midshipman275

海军军官候补生276

Two Soldiers277

两名士兵278

名人篇281

A Charming Monkey281

迷人的猴子282

It Was Not like Me283

这就不像我了284

Is Influenza Something Noble,Too285

流行性感冒也是高尚的吗286

A Token287

象征288

You Should Pay Double Tuition289

你应付两倍的学费290

How Fast You Could Walk291

你能走多快292

Rockefeller and His Son293

洛克菲勒和他的儿子294

The Bullet-Proof Jacket295

防弹衣296

The Other Half297

另外一半298

The Man Behind the Wheel299

方向盘后面的人300

Collecting Waste Iron301

捡废铁302

Wilson and His Secret Service Man303

威尔逊和他的特工人员304

A False Alarm305

一场虚惊306

Proposal to Bernard Shaw307

向肖伯纳求婚308

Give the Dog a Telephone Call309

给狗打个电话310

You Will Be Sleeping with the President of the United States311

你将和美国总统睡觉312

George Washington and the Horse315

华盛顿与马316

Something for Everybody317

驱客妙方318

Am I Uglier than You319

我比你还丑吗320

Coolidge's Humour321

柯立芝的幽默322

Nothing to Conceal325

没有什么可隐藏的326

The President Who Was Workaholic327

工作狂的总统328

Kissinger and the Belly Dancer331

基辛格与肚皮舞女332

Mark Twain and the Game Warden335

马克·吐温与野生动物看护员336

Unusual Echoes337

不同寻常的回音338

Good Luck or Bad Luck339

是凶还是吉340

It's Not High Enough341

不够高342