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Contents1

1．Clever Black Hens1

2．A Good Deed1

3．The Teacher's Notation…………………………（2 ）1

4．Heat and Cold2

5．It Doesn't Matter3

6．Dead or Alive3

7．Wonderful Science5

8．The Weight5

9．God Said6

10．A Parrot6

11．Horrible Stories7

12．The Pot Died7

13．They Are in My Hand8

14．He's Broken My Toy9

15．The Third Chicken10

16．My Father Is Speaking11

17．“Yes，Sir”12

18．The Excuse12

19．Say That to Herself13

20．A Liar13

21．An Obedient Child14

22．The Professor's Lunch15

23．“How Old Are You？”15

24．The Only Cake16

25．The Lost Ring17

26．Who Knows？18

27．The Exact Length18

28．Stick the Stamp On Yourself19

29．An Umbrella20

30．Are Flies Good to Eat？21

31．Was It a Horse？21

32．The Best and the Poorest22

33．Six Answers to One Problem23

34．The Look of the Letter G23

35．The Location of the Nile23

36．Did You Put Out the Light？24

37．It's Because24

38．Do You Know Music？25

39．Heavier25

40．He Didn't Help Me25

41．Six and Four Are26

42．A Polite Boy26

44．“What Did I Do in School Today？”27

43．5－2＝？27

45．The Queerest Thing28

46．She Understands28

47．The Barber's Explanation29

48．No Wonder30

49．Just Helpless30

50．Buying Bread31

51．Pleased to Meet You32

52．An Absent-minded Professor………………………（33 ）32

53．But You Have Got One34

54．Why Was He Angry？35

55．I'd Look Even Sillier35

56．The Same36

57．I，You and She………………………………（36 ）36

58．A Race37

59．A Nautical Mile and A Mile……………………（38 ）37

60．I Just Want to Make Sure38

61．I Don't Know Where I'm Going39

62．The Bet40

63．The Bait41

64．Peter's Answer42

65．The Meaning of Having a New Baby43

66．Rain43

67．Mrs Williams and Mice44

68．Not So Easy45

69．“I”or“Eye”46

70．Not for Today46

71．That's Just the Trouble47

72．A Dirtier Hand47

73．Honesty48

74．No Charge for the Luggage49

75．Look Out50

76．Mistaken51

77．Too Drunk51

78．Tom Saw a Tiger52

79．The King and the Critic53

80．Tommy and Olives54

81．A Careless Professor………………（ 55 ）54

82．Mosquitoes with Lanterns56

83．A Funnier Story56

84．Mother or Father57

85．Out They Go58

86．A Spider in the Paper58

87．Too Poor59

88．Not a Penny More60

90．Ten Years'Work61

89．A Picture of Police and Robber61

91．The Father of All Things62

92．Hit Him Again63

93．He Prefers63

94．The Clever Cock64

95．Moving Pictures65

96．She Wants to Keep Them66

97．But I Must Find It67

98．To Lie or to Be Polite68

99．Who's That Strange Man？68

100．A Polite Robber69

101．I Know You Would70

102．Shorter Hours72

103．For Something Undone72

104．A Sign72

106．Ten Years Younger73

105．Asking the Way73

107．The Shape of the Earth74

108．My Feet Won't Fit75

109．A Piece of Advice75

110．On and Off75

111．An English Boy in Spain76

112．The Farmhand and the Landlord77

113．Shouting His Prayers78

114．Who Is the Printer？79

115．A Man in My Bed79

116．Don't Worry80

117．Constancy81

118．More82

119．A Gift82

121．I Really Had to83

120．The Products83

122．Take a Chance84

123．The Colour of the Traffic-lights85

124．A Barking Dog Does Not Bite86

125．The Stranger and the Schoolmaster87

126．I Wasn't Listening88

127．A Fly in the Soup88

128．Not Necessary89

129．Honesty89

130．Unexpected90

131．Ladies First90

132．The Subject of My Essay……………………？90

133．“Please Kick！”91

134．I Used Them to Patch the Hole92

135．“I Don't Have the Time”……………………（92 ）92

136．Cut the Legs off the Bed93

137．An Evidence94

138．The Plural of Child95

139．Fools Multiply Fast95

140．Necessary Hole…………………………………（ 96 ）95

141．They've Done Their Best96

142．A Proof97

143．You Must Have a Walking Stick97

144．“What's His Number？”98

145．At the End99

146．Wonderful Machine……………………………（ 99 ）99

147．The Fool100

148．Three and Three Hundred100

149．They Know Everything101

150．The Way to the Hospital101

152．The Clever Boy and the Stupid Boy102

151．The New Teacher102

153．A Polite Horse103

154．Nothing to Nothing103

155．At the Barber's104

156．Training a Dog to Bark105

157．The Man Running after the Bus105

158．Regret106

159．“I Don't Hope You'll Be Late”106

160．Who Is He？107

161．Wife and Dog108

162．Peas108

163．White Hair109

164．A Nickel and Two Dimes109

165．This Is Some Foolish Person110

166．A Pair of Wrong Shoes111

167．How Many Lights Were There？112

168．Better Sold Than Given113

169．Answering the Phone113

170．Two Vagrants114

171．On the Field of Battle114

172．They Never Stop115

173．That Will Cost Me More Than a Basket Full of Things116

174．Brilliant Opinion117

175．Boy and Grown-up117

176．Dense Fog118

177．“I'm Not Having It All Cut Off”118

178．Who Shall I Blame？119

179．On Shooting120

180．Saying Good-bye121

182．Which of You Hears Me First？122

181．Husband and Son122

183．The Rich and the Learned123

184．The Float124

185．Whom Do You Believe？……………………？124

186．Who I Fooled？125

187．The Cat That Caused a Wedding126

188．Did You Hear127

189．I'd Better Come Later127

190．What Great Event Happened in 1812？128

191．Who Was the First Man？128

192．A Call129

193．The Sheep and the Money129

194．The Pen130

196．What If He Does No Wrong Again？131

195．A Forgetful Man131

197．Who Is a Miser？132

198．Joe Richards'Birthday133

199．How Much Is This One？134

200．The Present135

201．If I Was in It136

202．Who Cheated？137

203．The Dumb Speaks138

204．Two Trips139

205．Go Through the Monkey Mountain140

206．Too Clever141

207．A Dance Teacher142

208．We Have Caught Three of Them143

209．Offer Choice144

210．Invention144

211．May I Look at the Book Again？145

212．At the Box Office146

213．The Call of the Child146

214．An Apple and an Onion147

215．Flying Age147

216．He Didn't Notice It148

217．The Bathroom Singer148

218．A Sad Story149

219．My Horse Eats Fish150

220．Quick Thinking151

221．That's Easy152

222．Mark Twain and the Old Man153

223．The Closest Answer154

224．The Woman Who Knew Everything154

225．The Carter's Light157

226．100 Percent158

227．What Do You Eat First？159

228．Why Be Fired？160

229．A Good Guesser160

230．What Is It Made From？161

231．All Changed161

232．Disturbing162

233．Congratulation162

234．A History Examination163

235．A Grazing Cow163

236．Tit for Tat164

237．The Shopkeeper's Journey165

238．Mr．Baker In Trouble？169

239．Poor Sidney172

附：Key to Comprehension Exercises175